Self-Lighting Cigarettes

Tags: cigarettes + self-lighting + marlboro + unuseless

sleeper
sleeper posted on Oct 10th 2006 7:53AM
Self-Lighting Cigarettes

Now smokers needn't pat their pockets frantically, poke their heads into explosive gas ranges, or rub sticks together in a feeble attempt to get a light. With Self-Lighting Cigarettes the match is built in.

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Guest

sus says:

oh I've just quit smoking!
Posted: 10/10/06 11:28

Lisa

Lisa says:

So that's convenient. Now I wished I smoked... well, no, not really. However, if anyone offered me one of those bubblegum cigarettes...
Posted: 10/10/06 11:33

Guest

Guess what says:

"However, if anyone offered me one of those bubblegum cigarettes..."

So funny. You crack me up. Here's the next George Carlin in action.
Posted: 10/10/06 11:50

Lisa

Lisa says:

No, really, wasn't trying to be funny. I actually really do like those bubblegum cigarettes!
Posted: 10/10/06 12:15

Guest

Jon says:

"I actually really do like those bubblegum cigarettes!"

OMG, I literally peed my pants. Ladies and gentlemen: The next Chris Farley!
Posted: 06/17/08 18:58

Guest

Tom says:

Brilliant! I've actually contemplated this idea on many occasions... I can't believe someone's actually made it so simple. The one problem I've always seen however, is the taste of sulfer... I hate it when I light my smoke with a normal match, I can only imagine how harsh that would taste while it's actually part of the cigarette.
Posted: 06/17/08 23:32

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